i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We left the knife in your bed.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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