doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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