Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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