hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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