Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Randomize
