Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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