My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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