yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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