You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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