I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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