AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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