belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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