OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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