Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So much Jack, so little girl.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
