i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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