and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Is it because I queefed?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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