She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
ttyl tear gas
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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