You don't have asthma, your pregnant
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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