sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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