Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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