Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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