Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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