just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
