so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
So many bounce houses so little time
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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