Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
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