So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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