4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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