remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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