i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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