Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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