I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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