Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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