Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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