Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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