3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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