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She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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