does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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