Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i need some magic done to my vagina
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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