i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
two words...techno handjob
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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