I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Can I color on your dick again?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Randomize
