Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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