ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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