I'd wear matching sweaters with you
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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