I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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