is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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