ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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