she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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