until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
you inspire me to be a worse person
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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