I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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