living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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