he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Come on in and take your pants off
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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