He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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