so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
